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Ahhhhhh I can't believe I finished HP! Craziness

The following are REAL questions/answers from my students on their biology final. Seriously.

Question: Urine leaves the body through the __________.
Answer: pee hole

Question: Sperm is formed in the ______________.
Answer: balls

Question: Describe the symptoms of one STD.
Answer: Gonorrhea = a bad case of diarrhea

Question: The rectum is also called the _______.
Answer: butthole

Hey Everyone!
The Neiman Marcus-Adolphus Children's Parade is on Saturday (Dec.2nd) and I'll be in it! I'm going to be a clown, and I'll be holding the Magic School Bus giant inflatable (sweet!). I think I'm going to be on right after the intermission. (Finally, my tv debut is here!) It's going to be on at 10am on Channel 8 in Dallas, but for my out of state friends, here is the link to see when it'll be on tv in your area!

http://www.childrensparade.com/SyndicationList11-22-06.pdf

Also, if you would like to join my friends who will be loyally supporting me at the buttcrack of dawn downtown on Saturday morning, let me know!
Thanks!

oh man...court and i just saw the PET SHOP BOYS in concert last night in austin at The Backyard. It was AWESOME!!! If you don't remember the pet shop boys, they sing "west end girls" and "opportunities". Anyway, we got there early and were in the SECOND ROW and center stage! (I use "second row" loosely because we were kind of staggered so it was almost like we were in the front row!) Anyway, it was the most fabulously gay time I have ever had. Their stage show is BADASS!!!! They have dancers and a light show and they sound awesome live! They played their last texas show tonight, but if you live in MO or CA, I think there are still dates. They patted us down and told us a million times we couldn't bring cameras so we don't have pictures (except ones on our crappy camera phones) but we got t-shirts! I didn't like their new album so much before, but I am totally digging it now. So yeah...all in all, awesome show.

man...i am getting nervous. people aren't rsvp-ing to my evite and i'm afraid my party will suck! i hope people come (and bring their single straight male friends)